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BEEFSTEAK BANQUET

APR26
Sunday, April 2604:00 PM - 07:00 PM
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Ozark Alternatives Farm arrow_outward12896 Frisco Cemetery Trail, Lowell, AR, United States
About Event

Calling all HODLers, miners, nodes, and meat maximalists! Northwest Arkansas Bitcoin is flipping the script on fine dining – we’re throwing a TRADITIONAL BEEFSTEAK BANQUET, where proof-of-steak reigns supreme!

What’s a Beefsteak? A glorious, pre-fork (literally!) feast straight out of the Gilded Age:

* Rivers of Beef: Tender, juicy, thick-cut steak strips, grilled to perfection. Arriving hot, fast, and CONSTANTLY. All brought to you by our local ranchers at LongJohn's Creek and Weyl Farms
* Zero Veggies Allowed: This isn't salad-chain. Your plate? A canvas for beef. Your hands? The ultimate tool to eat. Utensils? Fiat-era relics!
* Bread & Brew: Piles of crusty bread (for soppin’!) and cold beer flowing. (BYOB)
* Communal Chaos: Long tables, shared platters, laughter echoing in the wind, and the beautiful sound of satisfied carnivores. Hosted at Ozark Flower and Berry Farms

Why Bitcoin & Beefsteak?

* Sound Fundamentals: Like Bitcoin, this feast is built on simplicity, scarcity (of stomach space!), and undeniable value.
* Decentralized Digestion: No waiters interrupting your flow. Grab, eat, repeat!
* Bear Market? Bull Market? Doesn't matter! The BEEF MARKET is always bullish here.
* Network Effect: Connect over shared plates and shared ideals. Forge alliances stronger than a 256-bit hash!

The NWA Bitcoin Twist:

* Pay in Sats? Watch our socials!
* Talk Orange Pilling between bites? Encouraged!
* Dress Code: Your favorite Bitcoin tee and STRETCHY ANTS. Aprons provided (you'll need 'em!).

Come HODL your napkin tight and feast like there’s no tomorrow (because the steak supply IS limited!). This isn't just dinner; it's a MEAT-BASED MEMPOOL of epic proportions!

This event is limited to 40 tickets. Tickets can be purchased at the link below via on-chain or Lightning network.
BUY TICKETS HERE
Know that purchasing a ticket below is the ONLY way to secure a spot. RSVPing via MeetUp is appreciated, but NOT a ticket.

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Ozark Alternatives Farm
12896 Frisco Cemetery Trail, Lowell, AR, United States